A controversial Harvard (not) study has just been released smashing many previously held perceptions about homosexuals, and the homosexual community. Here are some of their findings....
After exhaustive research, scientists have concluded that homosexuals are actually human beings. Carbon based creatures in fact; needing and capable of creating love, kindness, acts of charity, and random acts of positive and giving behaviors previously thought to be performed solely by heterosexuals. Who knew?
Homosexuals do not seek to adopt children in order to train, mold and increase the ranks of fellow homosexuals. As radical as it sounds, it turns out homosexuals have the same loving and nurturing inner nature as real human beings (as opposed to the openly gay, have mass sex orgies in the streets, freaks we once knew). Further studies have shown that an adopted child by homosexuals are actually not automatically going to turn out gay. Apparently, research has shown that a large majority of homosexuality is innate, and not necessarily a learned proclivity. Guess I'll drop that class. Too bad, I was getting an "A' in "How to avoid becoming a homosexual 101."
Lastly, although religious leaders of all faiths have held the opinion that when committing bigotry, hatred and perpetrating hate crimes against all homosexuals was in the name of "doing God's works", biblical research has actually proven that our God is, in fact a loving God, and probably would look down on someone causing pain and ridicule of an entire group of people not only born out of his image, but a group of people he loved so dearly that he sent down his only begotten son to save them, and grant absolution of their individual sins, no matter what they may be.
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